Vicevi, šale, video
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Topic: Vicevi, šale, video
Posted By: niXa
Subject: Vicevi, šale, video
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 10:06
ovdje pucajte sve viceve , smješne slike, video bilo šta samo da je smješno
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 11:34
Pa kreni ti s vicevima / šalama / pošalicama.
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 11:37
- "Reci mi poglavice Oblace koji pluta, kako uspiješ smisliti ime za svako dijete koje se rodi u našem selu?"
- "Pa vidiš sine, to je mene naucio još moj otac. Kad se ujutro
probudim prvo što ugledam daje mi inspiriaciju za novo ime. A zašto me
to pitaš Dva psa koji se *ebu?"
Plavuša se jada prijateljici:
- Ah, trebam se naci s deckom, ali sam potpuno zaboravila jel u 8.30 ili 3.80?
Pita jedna plavuša drugu:
- Znaš li ti što je crni humor?
- To je kad se smiju dva crnca!
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 11:44
evo meni jedan omiljeni: zašto slon ima okrugle noge: da lakše može skakti po lopocima lol
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Posted By: Lega
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 12:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYIFhva_ho - Pa reko sam
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 13:03
majmun-marmun uff nebrem se prestat smijat
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 13:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaTi1lxnvsk - Da duvam ili vucem
Ovo morate vidjeti.
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 13:18
Lega wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYIFhva_ho - Pa reko sam
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LOL. *ebeno zna kaj je - muško ili žensko.
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 13:19
Zoki wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaTi1lxnvsk - Da duvam ili vucem Ovo morate vidjeti. |
pijan je od do
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 13:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0QF5GJ730 pogledajte ovo (kak slozit link da ne moram ici copy paste , nego da samo kliknem na njega i gledam)
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Posted By: Lovro
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 14:26
Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 12 Lipanj 2009 at 14:46
Posted By: dejanelo
Date Posted: 18 Lipanj 2009 at 01:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=šuwOL4rB-go&featu re=related
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Posted By: MaLiBarZu
Date Posted: 18 Lipanj 2009 at 12:03
evo i od mene malo.....
Našla dva luđaka pištolj,pa prvi kaže: -hebo te,vidi univerzalna lula!! a drugi: -vidi ima i specialno paljenje! povuce okidac i ubije ga. -a hebate jaka duhana
Nesposobni su sposobni sposobne uciniti nesposobnima.
Zaštp samo š0% žena ide u raj??? Jer da ih bi išlo više bio bi pakao
Nek se dame na forumu ne naljute na malu šalu
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Posted By: Kuruza
Date Posted: 18 Lipanj 2009 at 15:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo - Backin powder experiments
Ovima je stvarno dosadno u životu
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Posted By: MaLiBarZu
Date Posted: 18 Lipanj 2009 at 18:28
Kuruza wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo - Backin powder experiments
Ovima je stvarno dosadno u životu |
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha....to još nisam vidio. Koji luđaci
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 23 Lipanj 2009 at 21:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7mRheamNGU - Cigo i životinje
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 16:44
http://thereifixedit.com/ - http://thereifixedit.com/
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 19:59
Zoki wrote:
http://thereifixedit.com/ - http://thereifixedit.com/ |
uff kaj se je zabil
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 20:00
evo jedan
Idu ulicom fico i tenk,
njemu se tenk ruga zato što na gu**ci ima mašinu ,
a njemu ce fico "bolje imati mašinu na gu**ci nego *rac na celu "
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 20:04
Kuruza wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo - Backin powder experiments
Ovima je stvarno dosadno u životu |
ovo je dobro
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 20:10
evo jedan video od mene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U
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Posted By: ewie
Date Posted: 29 Lipanj 2009 at 21:50
niXa wrote:
evo jedan video od mene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U |
hmm kad sam išla na ovaj link onda mi je antivirusni reagira
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 30 Lipanj 2009 at 09:48
ewie wrote:
niXa wrote:
evo jedan video od mene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U |
hmm kad sam išla na ovaj link onda mi je antivirusni reagira
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Meni ništa od antivirusnih programa ne reagira na taj link. I ne bi smjelo jer ipak je to YouTube hellloouu
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Posted By: ewie
Date Posted: 30 Lipanj 2009 at 11:48
Zoki wrote:
ewie wrote:
niXa wrote:
evo jedan video od mene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U |
hmm kad sam išla na ovaj link onda mi je antivirusni reagira
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Meni ništa od antivirusnih programa ne reagira na taj link. I ne bi smjelo jer ipak je to YouTube hellloouu
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A nemam pojma, onda je bice antivirusni u tom trenu odlucia puknut
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 01 Srpanj 2009 at 09:28
Jutarnje buđenje: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDnENvzVo4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDnENvzVo4
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 01 Srpanj 2009 at 11:39
Došao bogataš na ispit na fakultet i pita njega profesor:
"Gdje je bacena prva atomska bomba?" Ovaj nema pojma i plati mu da prođe.
Sutradan dolazi seljak na isti taj ispit.
"Gdje je bacena prva atomska bomba?" "Na Hirošimu i Nagasaki!"
"Kada?" "š945"
Koliko je ljudi poginulo? "Tri miliona!"
Imena, kolega, imena!!!
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Posted By: Iluvatar
Date Posted: 01 Srpanj 2009 at 12:08
niXa wrote:
Došao bogataš na ispit na fakultet i pita njega profesor:
"Gdje je bacena prva atomska bomba?" Ovaj nema pojma i plati mu da prođe.
Sutradan dolazi seljak na isti taj ispit.
"Gdje je bacena prva atomska bomba?" "Na Hirošimu i Nagasaki!"
"Kada?" "š945"
Koliko je ljudi poginulo? "Tri miliona!"
Imena, kolega, imena!!! |
taj vic je zapravo dosta duži
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Posted By: Lega
Date Posted: 01 Srpanj 2009 at 13:26
Napili se Amerikanac i Rus i tako pijani stali se prepirati tko je veci frajer. Vidno isprovociran, Amerikanac u jednom trenutku spušta hlace i na stol stavlja "alat" od 30cm. - Ovo je Bill! Istog trenutka skida hlace i Rus i stavlja TRI "alatke" od 50cm - Ovo je cERNOBILL!
Boksacki mec u tijeku, jedan momak popio kroše i leži na podu bespomocan. Rulja u euforiji, sudac broji: Jedan, dva, tri... a na to se ustaje jedna baba iz publike: MA ĐABA BROJITE , NEcE SE USTAT GOVNO , ZNAM GA IZ TRAMVAJA!
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Posted By: ThornOfFaith
Date Posted: 01 Srpanj 2009 at 23:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ZcM-Zzt_M&feature=related -
Slatka beba prica vic
zanemarite naziv videa, pogrešan je
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Posted By: MaLiBarZu
Date Posted: 02 Srpanj 2009 at 10:26
ThornOfFaith wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ZcM-Zzt_M&feature=related -
Slatka beba prica vic
zanemarite naziv videa, pogrešan je
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Pre dobar je vic hahahahahaha....
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Posted By: ThornOfFaith
Date Posted: 02 Srpanj 2009 at 10:55
MaLiBarZu wrote:
ThornOfFaith wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ZcM-Zzt_M&feature=related -
Slatka beba prica vic
zanemarite naziv videa, pogrešan je
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Pre dobar je vic hahahahahaha....
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Još ak ga gledaš navecer prije spavanja
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Posted By: Iluvatar
Date Posted: 04 Srpanj 2009 at 14:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 - Jizz in my pants
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Posted By: MaLiBarZu
Date Posted: 05 Srpanj 2009 at 13:23
hahahahaha.....trebaš se i sjetit ic tražit takvo nešto.
Iluvatar wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 - Jizz in my pants
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Bolesnoooooooooo
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 05 Srpanj 2009 at 14:28
Sanaderova ostavka
Zašto je Sanader dao ostavku? Poskliznuo se na bananu od države!
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Posted By: Lega
Date Posted: 05 Srpanj 2009 at 15:08
niXa wrote:
Sanaderova ostavka
Zašto je Sanader dao ostavku? Poskliznuo se na bananu od države!
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ha?
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 31 Srpanj 2009 at 11:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBlS-rq7H1g - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBlS-rq7Hšg
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 13 Kolovoz 2009 at 22:07
evo jedan i od mene:)
Pojede orao crva i crv mu se nemoze nikako svarit te mu hoda onako ziv po tijelu
Kad odjednom crv izadje iz guzova orla i pita ga:
-Na kojoj smo visini?
Orao:
-"š000m"
Crv:
-"Nemoj srat!"
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 27 Kolovoz 2009 at 11:09
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sncš/hsš44.sncš/5334_š2š2606š7207_797507207_23š0293_3195304_n.jpg - http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sncš/hsš44.sncš/5334 _š2š2606š7207_797507207_23š0293_3š95304_n.jpg
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Posted By: Lovro
Date Posted: 27 Kolovoz 2009 at 17:51
Zoki wrote:
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sncš/hsš44.sncš/5334_š2š2606š7207_797507207_23š0293_3195304_n.jpg - http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sncš/hsš44.sncš/5334 _š2š2606š7207_797507207_23š0293_3š95304_n.jpg
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Posted By: Gym_girl
Date Posted: 03 Rujan 2009 at 21:12
š0 reasons to not consume drugs when you drive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yT231QyXDU - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yT23šQyXDU
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Posted By: Leonora2102
Date Posted: 11 Rujan 2009 at 09:57
nesto od mene:
Kako znaš da živiš u 2š-om stoljecu
š.Nesvjesno tipkaš PIN-broj u mikrovalnu.
2. Vec godinama nisi igrao pasijans pravim kartama.
3. Imaš listu od š5 telefonskih brojeva, da bi pricao sa svojom obitelji, koja broji 3 clana.
4. šalješ e-mail kolegi koji sjedi odmah do tebe.
5. Izgubio si kontakt sa prijateljima, jer nemaju e-mail adresu.
6. Nakon napornog radnog dana stižeš kuci i javljaš se na telefon imenom firme.
7. Biraš nulu s kucnog telefona, da te pusti dalje.
8. Dobiješ napad panike, jer si bez mobilnog izašao iz kuce, i vratiš se po njega.
š0. Ustaneš ujutro i prvo otvoriš Outlook, pa onda kuhaš kavu.
šš. Naginješ glavu da bi se nasmijao.
š2. citaš ovaj tekst i smiješ se.
š3. Još gore, vec znaš kome ceš ga proslijediti dalje.
š4. Previše si u frci da bi primijetio da na ovoj listi nedostaje broj 9.
š5. Sad se vratiš da pogledaš, jel' stvarno nedostaje
9. I onda se smiješ..... i sad šalji dalje...
Usput: Jedan južnoamericki naucnik je nakon dugotrajnih i kompliciranih istraživanja
utvrdio, da osobe sa smanjenom seksualnom aktivnošcu citaju mailove sa rukom na mišu.
Ne moraš sada sklanjati ruku, kasno je...
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 20 Rujan 2009 at 14:23
http://dšš1;ntjudgemyhair.com/ - http://dontjudgemyhair.com/
Lude zurke..
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Posted By: Jdot
Date Posted: 19 Listopad 2009 at 20:44
http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu275/heilhitler/ostrichvselephant.gif - http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu275/heilhitler/ostrichv selephant.gif
Ne zajebavaj slona
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 22 Listopad 2009 at 14:06
Jdot wrote:
http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu275/heilhitler/ostrichvselephant.gif - http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu275/heilhitler/ostrichv selephant.gif
Ne zajebavaj slona
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Nema šale...
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 30 Listopad 2009 at 10:24
Slovenska vojska: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnw1fTx5Zfc - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnwšfTx5Zfc
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 17 Studeni 2009 at 13:42
http://www.worktobejudged.com/strippause/peca.html - http://www.worktobejudged.com/strippause/peca.html
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Posted By: Jdot
Date Posted: 17 Studeni 2009 at 15:19
Kaže zeko zmiji:
''Oprosti što sam te neki dan zezao što nemaš noge.''
Na to ce zmija:
''Ma pusti, bilo pa prošlo''.
Na to ce zeko:
''E svaka ti cast! Evo ruka!''
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 17 Studeni 2009 at 16:58
Igraju bosanci i brazilci nogomet,bude slobodnjak za brazilce, a bosanski živi zid se okrene prema svom golmanu, pita ih golman koji je vama k.. a oni vele ocemo vidjeti kak ce ronaldinho zabit gol
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Posted By: Gogo
Date Posted: 17 Studeni 2009 at 18:20
hehehheeh...odlicno
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Posted By: Irena
Date Posted: 17 Studeni 2009 at 23:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyoN0AITtw&featu re=player_embedded
ovo je
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Posted By: Hope
Date Posted: 18 Studeni 2009 at 09:05
Kako kinezi jedu kad su na dijeti?
Sa jednim štapicem!
ha-ha-ha
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Posted By: Hope
Date Posted: 20 Studeni 2009 at 10:02
Susret
Sreli se CD i gramofonska ploca, i pita CD plocu:
Bok stara, kaj si još na igli*?!?
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Posted By: Leonora2102
Date Posted: 30 Studeni 2009 at 18:42
Fata o muji
š. Moj Mujo je jako pažljiv. Triput sedmicno me vodi na
burek. Ja ga napravim i ispecem, a on mi kaže: "HajdRš7;,
izađi bona iz kujne i pojedi i ti malo."
2. Popodne nikad ne spavamo zajedno. On spava sam na
kaucu u dnevnom, a ja brišem prašinu i perem suđe.
3. Svakog mjeseca, cim dobije platu, kupuje mi poklone.
Uvijek dobijem deterdžent za suđe, da se ne mucim i perem
na suho i WC sanitar da ne moram da trljam kadu i plocice
samo sa cetkom i vodom. Zato svaki dan kažem sebi: "Bona,
Fato, koje si ti srece. Pa, đe nađe ovakvog covjeka?"
4. Rođena sam u novembru, pa mi Mujo za svaki rođendan
pokloni cetri metra drva i onda gleda kako uživam u
poklonu dok ga unosim u podrum. Dok uživamo kraj vatre u
peci, ja odmah pomenem da bih za Novu godinu voljela
dobiti na poklon dvije tone uglja.Iako kitpi od bijesa,
uvijek se suzdrži pa me ne odalami, alRš7; kaže: "Tek si
jedan poklon otvorila, a vec misliš na drugi." Al takve
smo mi žene, šta se tu može…
5. On me kao dobar muž tjera da držim dijetu kako bi
dobro izgledala. Stavio je kljuc na frižider, a ako
napravim batake za rucak, on pojede sve, a meni, duša
moja, ostavi samo krumpir. Kad mu kažem: "Mujo, pa nisu
nam djeca na dijeti, ostavi im bar jedan batak", on mi
odgovara: "Jesu, cure su, moraju biti mršave." Takav je
moj Mujo, pravi moderni domacin, koji vodi racuna da mu
žena i cerke uvijek budu vitke.
6. Kad šetamo robnom kucom, izgledamo kao zaljubljeni par
jer me on drži za ruku. Lijepo mi je zavrne da ne mogu
ništa da pipam.
7. On nece das ja mucim, pa me svake noci istjera iz
spavace sobe da ne bih morala slušati njegovo hrkanje.
8. što jesRš7;-jesRš7;, ne da mi da sama radim po kuci. Uvijek
natjera mene i moju majku da zajedno radimo.
9. Nikad se ne kupa bez mene. Jednom mjesecno fino me
zamoli da mu ugrijem vodu, naspem u kadu i da mu istrljam
leđa. Uvijek place ako ga šampon ujede za oci, alRš7; šamar
mi lupi samo ako ga baš jako pece. Ako budem dobra i ne
ujede ga nikako za oci, onda me pusti da se okupam u
istoj vodi kad on izađe iz kade...srce moje najvece.
ahahahaahahaha... ludilo...
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 03 Prosinac 2009 at 14:55
http://www.tportal.hr/funbox/funtime/45985/Najljenija-macka-na-svijetu.html - http://www.tportal.hr/funbox/funtime/45985/Najljenija-macka- na-svijetu.html
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Posted By: Gogo
Date Posted: 03 Prosinac 2009 at 19:11
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ajmo-u-mrakda-ti-objasnim-nesto-/196252343973?ref=nf" class="GenericStory_Name" ššš;nclick='ft"4:š0:46:š96252343973:6:::0:lf:::š89979069932";'>:) šta kaže plavuša kad joj se isprica vic o plavuši? - Auuu glupaca! xD
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Posted By: Jdot
Date Posted: 04 Prosinac 2009 at 00:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBPeead7Ak
Treba zvuk!
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 08 Sijecanj 2010 at 14:13
Cat versus Printer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw
Maca se jako uzrujala..
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 11 Sijecanj 2010 at 14:03
Kako je Luka Bebia pobijedio izborni listia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8T1qz3oLfQ - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Tšqz3oLfQ
Prejak je lik.
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 20 Sijecanj 2010 at 15:24
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 22 Sijecanj 2010 at 10:03
Evo jedan Mujo....
Vozi Mujo kamion kroz
Sloveniju. Vozi on tako kad odjednom ga zaustavi
policajac.
Kaže policajac:
- Drug, migalec vam ne dela!
Izađe Mujo napolje i gleda okolo i cudi se.
Policajac navalio:
- Drug, pogledajte, migalec vam ne dela!
Mujo gleda okolo sav u cudu.
Opet policajac:
- Migalec vam ne dela!
Kad Mujo odjednom:
- Ma j*bo te migalec, gledam bolan đe mi je prikolica
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Posted By: anna
Date Posted: 28 Sijecanj 2010 at 13:32
Evo malo poticajnih smijesnih oglasa...
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Posted By: danijel1402
Date Posted: 28 Sijecanj 2010 at 22:22
Letio avion Montenegro Airlinesa i javlja se
pilot putnicima preko razglasa:
"Cijenjeni putnici, hvala što letite našim avionima, put ce nam trajati
2h; letimo na visini š0000 m, vrijeme je povoljno."
I, završi pilot s pricom, ustaje se, a kopilot ga pita da gdje ce on.
Ovaj kaže: "Idem kavu popijem pa cu da povalim onu dobru
stjuardesu."
Medjutim, mikrofon je ostao upaljen pa su svi culi šta je rekao i poceli se
kidati od smijeha.
Dobra stjuardesa isto cula i zaleti se s drugog kraja aviona da kaže pilotu da
ga svi cuju i da ju ne sramoti.
I tako ona trci s jednog na drugi kraj aviona, a jedan od putnika joj podmetne
nogu:
"Đe ces urvet'no, pusti co'eka prvo kafu da popije. "
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oldičan datkilgoraf trľai posoa, pąiem perko 010 rjieič um inuti, saom se jaivte ardi dogovroa an 0998030117. HVAAL NA POJVEREJNU!!
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 29 Sijecanj 2010 at 13:04
Ninđa macka: http://www.net.hr/webcafe/webvideo/page/20š0/0š/29/0061006.html - http://www.net.hr/webcafe/webvideo/page/20š0/0š/29/006š006.h tml
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Posted By: Mr G.
Date Posted: 29 Sijecanj 2010 at 14:19
danijelš402 wrote:
Letio avion Montenegro Airlinesa i javlja se
pilot putnicima preko razglasa:
"Cijenjeni putnici, hvala što letite našim avionima, put ce nam trajati
2h; letimo na visini š0000 m, vrijeme je povoljno."
I, završi pilot s pricom, ustaje se, a kopilot ga pita da gdje ce on.
Ovaj kaže: "Idem kavu popijem pa cu da povalim onu dobru
stjuardesu."
Medjutim, mikrofon je ostao upaljen pa su svi culi šta je rekao i poceli se
kidati od smijeha.
Dobra stjuardesa isto cula i zaleti se s drugog kraja aviona da kaže pilotu da
ga svi cuju i da ju ne sramoti.
I tako ona trci s jednog na drugi kraj aviona, a jedan od putnika joj podmetne
nogu:
"Đe ces urvet'no, pusti co'eka prvo kafu da popije. " |
Dobar dobar
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Posted By: danijel1402
Date Posted: 29 Sijecanj 2010 at 22:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xk1HqQ727U -
I Don't Need Subtitles! NE znam koliko ce se vam ovo svidjet, ali ja se svaki put na to lomim,
ali ovaj drugi mogu pogledat i po pet puta za redom i opet se lomit lomit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo - Ovaj drugi ;)
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Posted By: Gym_girl
Date Posted: 29 Sijecanj 2010 at 23:46
Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 05 Veljaca 2010 at 09:48
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Posted By: Iluvatar
Date Posted: 05 Veljaca 2010 at 10:32
meni je prvi bolji
------------- Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional.
O osobnim treninzima kontakt na pm.
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Posted By: Iluvatar
Date Posted: 05 Veljaca 2010 at 10:33
Zoki wrote:
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------------- Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional.
O osobnim treninzima kontakt na pm.
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Posted By: ThornOfFaith
Date Posted: 27 Veljaca 2010 at 12:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY
Za one koji još nisu pogledali
Samo ovaj rad
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Posted By: Kate
Date Posted: 27 Veljaca 2010 at 13:01
Posted By: ThornOfFaith
Date Posted: 27 Veljaca 2010 at 13:46
Posted By: davor23
Date Posted: 27 Veljaca 2010 at 17:24
Bas je heben video
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Posted By: Jdot
Date Posted: 03 Ožujak 2010 at 15:47
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_Have_A_Crush.jpg - Zanimljiv ulet :)
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 03 Ožujak 2010 at 23:42
Jdot wrote:
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_Have_A_Crush.jpg - Zanimljiv ulet :) |
very smart girl.. Pamet joj curi kroz uši van..
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Posted By: davor23
Date Posted: 04 Ožujak 2010 at 17:01
Bas je luda..
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Posted By: Mr G.
Date Posted: 04 Ožujak 2010 at 22:12
Jdot wrote:
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_Have_A_Crush.jpg - Zanimljiv ulet :) |
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Posted By: Tomi
Date Posted: 07 Ožujak 2010 at 14:55
arap na crodromu - Name? - Abdul Al-Rhazib - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast!
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 08 Ožujak 2010 at 10:11
Cat death metal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHc-MCx5CEM - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHc-MCx5CEM
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 26 Ožujak 2010 at 16:13
http://gifs.ozini.com/image.php?i=410 - http://gifs.ozini.com/image.php?i=4š0
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Posted By: Furai
Date Posted: 26 Ožujak 2010 at 18:02
staro, ali je http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1VIyZe3Ws - zakon
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Posted By: Furai
Date Posted: 26 Ožujak 2010 at 18:06
zoki slika ne radi
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 26 Ožujak 2010 at 23:43
Furai wrote:
zoki slika ne radi
| stavljen link. Sada mora raditi..
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Posted By: zmaj
Date Posted: 26 Ožujak 2010 at 23:45
zasto je chucka norrisa rodila njegova tetka?
jer nikome nije da da mu jebe mater
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 30 Ožujak 2010 at 11:01
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Posted By: Furai
Date Posted: 30 Ožujak 2010 at 19:28
Zoki wrote:
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kad wesley-u padne sumrak na oci
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 05 Travanj 2010 at 21:27
evo malo i od mene Chuck noris upali yugo od prve
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Posted By: zmaj
Date Posted: 05 Travanj 2010 at 22:38
chuck norris se ukaza gospi
bog je planira stvarat zemlju u š0 dana,ali mu je chuck norris da samo 6
chuck norris je vec bija na marsu,zato tamo nema znakova zivota
chuck norris nema k*rac poput konja,konji imaju k*rac poput chucka norrisa
chuck norris cesto donira krv crvenom krizu,samo nikad svoju
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Posted By: Furai
Date Posted: 06 Travanj 2010 at 00:27
zemlja se ne vrti oko sunca, vec se sunce drzi na rastojanju od cak norisa
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Posted By: Lega
Date Posted: 06 Travanj 2010 at 01:34
Posted By: ThornOfFaith
Date Posted: 06 Travanj 2010 at 09:07
Našli se Chuck Norris, Isus i papa na brodu usred jezera i odlucili da vide tko od njih može hodati po vodi. Izađe Chuck Norris iz broda i hoda po vodi bez problema, izađe Isus i isto hoda po vodi kao da je zemlja, izađe papa i zaroni pod vodu. I pita Isus Chuck Norrisa: cuj hocemo mu reci gdje se nalaze sakrivene daske pod vodom na kojima stojimo, a Chuck mu odgovara: Koje daske?
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Posted By: Deni
Date Posted: 06 Travanj 2010 at 10:59
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=š270544039281RA74 - Our hero
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Posted By: niXa
Date Posted: 09 Travanj 2010 at 19:50
http://vinovo.magnify.net/playlist/SPORT-other-side/theater?page=š - http://vinovo.magnify.net/playlist/SPORT-other-side/theater? page=š malo nogometa
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 11 Travanj 2010 at 12:06
Nadarena ekipa.. Most Awesome - Treadmill Stunt Fails http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocl3dJ-z9FU&feature=popular - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocl3dJ-z9FU&feature=popul ar
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Posted By: *Tina*
Date Posted: 11 Travanj 2010 at 23:04
Posted By: *Tina*
Date Posted: 11 Travanj 2010 at 23:07
Deni wrote:
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=š270544039281RA74 - Our hero
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predobro!!!!
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Posted By: *Tina*
Date Posted: 11 Travanj 2010 at 23:15
Zoki wrote:
Nadarena ekipa.. Most Awesome - Treadmill Stunt Fails http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocl3dJ-z9FU&feature=popular - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocl3dJ-z9FU&feature=popul ar
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ajme sad me to podsjetilo na ovo!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcR ZlKy8&feature=related
isss, hahahahaha... a jadna...
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Posted By: Deni
Date Posted: 13 Travanj 2010 at 09:30
*Tina* wrote:
Deni wrote:
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=š270544039281RA74 - Our hero
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predobro!!!! |
Hehe sam upload-aš sliku od frenda/frendice pošalješ i smijeh!!
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Posted By: Zoki
Date Posted: 13 Travanj 2010 at 13:43
*_HRVATSKI TRIATLON_*
POPIS DISCIPLINA:
š. DIZANJE kredita 2.
PLIVANJE u dugovima 3. PRESKAKANJE rata
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